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shittywitticisms:

i know u want dis

WE ALL KNOW WHO THE PROFESSOR NEEDS TO BE

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kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

I’ve been wanting Meg off the show for about 5 or 6 years now. Not because she’s a girl or she’s annoying, because it’d be the most healthy thing for that character.

The show just seems to get off on making her the butt of every joke it possibly can, and there’s only been one or two attempts where she actually fights back. In one episode, she rightly tears down each member of the family but accepts her role as their punching bag because otherwise the family will fall apart.

Watching this crossover made me realize that Meg needs to leave that show and move to the Simpsons, because she’s being wasted when there’s something that can be done with her and Lisa in the same environment.

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miss-nerdgasmz:

Can someone PLEASE photoshop Donut and Lopez’s faces on these screencaps

It’s not quite Photoshop, but here! ovo

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kakerukurosawa:

stop sexualizing battleships

I’ll fuck a boat I don’t give a fuck

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kill-whitepeople:

kill-whitepeople:

why does this random house have 300 notes i hate hipsters -___-

i’ve just been informed this is the home skrillex was born in. i profusely apologize for the mistake 

kill-whitepeople:

kill-whitepeople:

why does this random house have 300 notes i hate hipsters -___-

i’ve just been informed this is the home skrillex was born in. i profusely apologize for the mistake 

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kobetyrant:

so being a pedophile is the new wave?

Report these nasty broads, yo.

Shit like this normalizes pedophilia. Report all of them. 

Everyone would be losing their god damned minds if the roles were reversed for god’s sake this is not ‘cute.’

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